I am in an Oprah-sized weight loss panic. I have gained crazy weight this year and it's time to regain some control. I am vowing to lose 40 lbs before my baby is born in mid July. I'll post updates in the coming weeks and months.
I am a former reality t.v. junkie who hit rock bottom about a year ago counting gold tiki points for teams of sluts and assholes on Mtv/Vh1 Survivor spin offs. The pulse of reality television was flat-lining and I was ready to smother it with a pillow. My life was sent spiraling toward hgtv and internet porn. I even started reading books and working on household projects. Those dark days are behind me now because RuPaul's Drag Race has given reality shows meaning again. It's everything you dreamed gay reality tv could be without a trace of AIDS or Lezbo political dogma. Set your Tivos to RuPaul's Drag Race Mondays at 10pm EST on Logo.
If Britney could be any taco salad recipe this would be the one. I got this recipe from Popmuse's mom who has been setting Boca Raton Jewish golf communities ablaze with it's unbridled zest.. With Britney and the Jews behind this salad, can Madonna be far behind?
Britney Taco Salad
1 head of lettuce 1 lb. Ground beef 1 pkg grated cheddar cheese 1 pkg Ortega taco mix 2 tomatoes chopped 7 oz bag of Doritos (Nacho Cheese) crushed up 1 bottle Catalina dressing 16 oz (this is reddish russian dressing)
Cook beef and drain fat. Add taco seasoning, follow directions on pkg, let cool. Add this to chopped lettuce. Add cheese, tomatoes, Doritos. Add dressing just before serving.