There isn't enough pie in the world. I always had the impression that in the 1950's there was one cooling in the window of every kitchen. My parents used to have an antique piece of furniture called a "pie safe" which was a large cabinet with ventalated doors made exclusively for storing pies. When did having a cabinet full of pies go out of style? It's time to bring pie back. Please don't let our childrens children go pieless. It's too important.
Side Note: Stop making those Weight Watchers "pies" with low fat yogurt and cool whip - They DON'T taste just like the real thing and you deserve better.