Passover began last night and it seems the plagues of Egypt have returned in the form of bad restaurant service. Hungry for some Seder-style fast food, Popmuse and I went to Stone Fire Pizza last night to try the Matzoh Crust Pizza as advertised on the 20 foot banner hanging beside their entrance. Upon ordering our pizza we were told that there was no such menu item. After pointing out the banner outside, the waitress asked her manager and was told that it was not available until sundown (it was 6:45pm). Not wanting to be the guy to explain the schedule of the earth's rotation around the sun to the souless Banana Republic sales clerk passing as the restaurant manager, we ordered a regular pizza, a salad, and an appetizer. We never got our appetizer. Note to manager: Haven't the Jews suffered enough?! At least Ramses let them eat Matzoh.
The atmosphere: Gay bar design meets sports bar.
The food: Small thin crust pizzas with slightly upscale toppings for $16 a pop.
Bloghungry rating: C-
Stone Fire Pizza
829 N. La Cienega
West Hollywood,
CA
90069
(310) 659-8848
I had a very average salad dressed up with Figs (been there...) Waitress was pretty, that is, pretty confused! Hate it there, never returning. PopMuse Rating "D-".
Posted by: Pop Muse | April 03, 2007 at 06:22 PM
Oy!
Posted by: Ari | April 03, 2007 at 08:15 PM
Stone Fire Pizza is too mediocre to be that unfriendly. They won't last.
Posted by: Jeff | April 03, 2007 at 08:44 PM
Moses *aka Mr Heston* would be appalled.
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Posted by: wthijrnlsd | April 06, 2007 at 06:27 PM
Nit-pick: Ramses most certainly did not let the Jew eat matzoh! That's what was eaten while fleeing him ;-)
Posted by: Michael | June 08, 2007 at 10:50 AM