I have always thought of Britney Spears as the McDonald's of the music industry. She's so well packaged and publicized that it doesn't really matter that she's not that good. Sometimes we all just need a six pack of Chicken McNuggets, a Sausage biscuit, or one of those genius "Baked Apple Pie" pockets. Sadly, the world has taken an ugly shift in the past few years. We're trying to trade in trans fats and carbs for day-old iceberg lettuce salads and wraps just as we're trading boy bands and slutty blonde girl pop stars for R&B acts and goth emo bands. They aren't really more enjoyable, but they make us feel a greater sense of self-importance. In the name of Britney and 59 cent cheeseburgers everywhere I present to you Chris Crocker.
That's what happens to you when you eat too many Chicken McNuggets
Posted by: Kenny | September 12, 2007 at 09:32 AM
It's true, Britney and McDonald's should be enjoyed in moderation.
Posted by: Bloghungry | September 12, 2007 at 09:43 AM
AMAZING
Posted by: Jeff | September 12, 2007 at 06:29 PM
I almost DIED when it was on the front page of Yahoo.com Did you see it's had almost 3.5 million views?
Maybe you should make a recipe about him of Bubble Gum (Britney) and BullS**t (him.) You could call it Crock of Crocker.
Posted by: SHUT UP! I KNOW! | September 13, 2007 at 02:15 AM
I'm not a violent guy, so it's odd that I feel compelled to punch him in the nose.
Posted by: Kevin | September 13, 2007 at 06:17 PM
he's a little differnt, but aren't we all? some of his other vidoes are genius and lol hysterical. chris crocker could become the dame edna of our generation bringing sassy drag to generation y.
Posted by: hrh king friday xiii | October 23, 2007 at 02:18 PM